Making the Newspaper to Dirty Underwear and Everything Inbetween

It’s amazing how time seems to escape me here! It feels like I have just posted a blog, but now I realize that it has been some time. Much to share, last Saturday I had the opportunity to attend a preliminary World Cup soccer (football) game, Uganda vs. Kenya! It was an unbelievable experience to say the least. Football is such an idol for the people here, all the children and men play it. The game was at the Mandela National Stadium in Kampala. We got AMAZING seats that just happened to be next to the President of FIFA and FUFA for 20,000 shillings (10 dollars). The crowd was very enthusiastic and loud. Instead of cheerleaders there was a group of Ugandans that wore tribal attire and played drums. They were dancing, chanting, and even playing the drums on their heads. It was something that you would normally see on the Discovery channel. Before the game began, they played the Ugandan National Anthem, it was very respectful and quiet in the stadium. It was neat because here I am in a country that is so far from being developed with numberless needs and troubles to be managed, but yet at that moment it felt like all that went away and the country was actually unified. It really is hard to explain, but it was enough to send me chills. I bought a skewer full of barbequed meat that was very tasty, however I am still trying to figure out what kind of meat it was-could’ve been rat for all I know. Behind us was a group of three European men that bought all of us whistles. We all got very into the game and almost for a little while I felt like we fit in and weren’t just spectators. Uganda won 1-0!! Whooo…

I am starting to get into a rhythm here I feel like, a very fast paced one at that. Fast meaning that the days go by so quickly, I feel like I wake up and next thing I know is that it’s time to retire to bed once more. Although my wake up calls are not getting any easier, I say this because the fist few weeks I would wake up to this loud squealing noise, and then I placed it…we live right next to a pork joint. This now leads me to say that my continual wake up call here in Uganda is the wonderful sound of pigs being slaughtered each and every beautiful morning. What a treat… NOT!

Music is a huge thing here; their favorite artists would be Beyonce, Shakira, Rhianna, and my favorite…Celine Dion. Haha. One time I was working with a group of boys and I heard one singing to himself, “all the single ladies, all the single ladies…” I started CRACKING up, not a song you’d expect to hear in Africa. In Lugazi, once a day they play “My Heart Will Go On,” (yes the Titanic theme song) on loud speaker throughout the entire town…bless their hearts.

I did my laundry in a bucket, like a real African woman! However, I am convinced that I am still wearing dirty underwear though.  Surely, this is largely due to the fact of my inadequacies. I was not very skilled at it. I scrubbed, but my skirts and shirts still had dirt on them. Maybe I’ll get better? Pray for me and my lack of talents.

OH on Sunday I received a calling in church, I am officially the new Gospel Principles teacher. I am stoked about this, especially with all the new members! We also had a baptism for a young boy and an older man. It was so neat, they both bore their testimonies afterwards, and the Spirit was so exceedingly strong. You could see their joy and happiness.

On Tuesday, in Mukono, was Election Day for a new member of their parliament. We had to be in by 4:00 to be safe. They announced the winner around 11:00 pm. A few of us were still awake at this time and David, our guard, made us turn off all the lights and pretend like we weren’t home because there were riots outside our house. It wasn’t really dangerous, but people are starting to learn where the Muzungus live so we wanted to play it low…and well stealthy! It was eerie however.

On Monday we had this brilliant idea to start our own business, so we woke up early and created a Muzungu Pancakes stand. It was a hit, we were able to sell out and make a slight profit within 1.5 hours! I think we owe a lot of this to the fact that we are white, people were rather curious to find out what the Muzungus were up to. Along with having the pancake stand, I built a handwashing station out of a jerry can and taught the people waiting in line how to properly wash their hands. The best part about all this is that we made the newspaper, may I let you read the article:

WTF
All the Hot and Sleazy Gossip In What The FCUK

Whites Open Pancakes, Bikomando Kafunda

IF YOU THOUGHT Indians are the only ones controlling Uganda’s business sector, then you better watch out. Our snoops shockingly landed on a group of whites who have taken over the pancake and chapatti business in Mukono town. Snoops told us, “It’s been just a week since they opened their place in a shanty Mukono area but they sell out each day. They are making staggering profits from baking pans.” We are told now local chapati makers are threatening to be-witch them if they don’t go away. However, the truth is that these whites are around for humanitarian reasons and all proceeds will go to a charity organisation based in Mukono. But at this rate, most of the Basoga people might have to resign their most treasured jobs. Hahaaa……!!

This is hilarious in a number of ways, let’s analyze:
1. The misspelled words
2. We did it for one day, and one day only NOT a week
3. Us running people out of business?? Seriously?? HAHAHA
4. “Staggering profits,” we made a total of 300 sh=15 cents
5. We are going to be “be-witched”….

Well that is it for now; tomorrow will be a busy day! WE ARE RAFTING THE NILE RIVER!!! Stay tuned to hear more, love you all.

Mabaggala, from the Teddybear clan
Aka Me.
(I have officially earned a Ugandan name by a headmaster from a local school, I am legit!)